Dear Makers of Cialis, I have a boner. Let me rephrase that. Over the past day and a half I have had several throbbing stiffies that have lasted just under the 4-hour target mark for calling my physician. I just wanted to send this quick note that I think your product sucks balls, no pun inten...
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NEW YORK, NY (TPP) -- The "John McCain & Sarah Palin Comedy Hour" has been cancelled and will no longer air after November 4, officials at NBC said in a statement on Monday. The move comes as ratings for the once-profitable summer replacement series have dipped and viewer interest has fallen off aft...
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Oh my God! Do you call that a school shooting? You're a total disgrace to the breed. Oh good, here is the ambulance; now get out of my sight. You say that you got picked on by the jocks, and that was why you hated athletics, but if we were to put this in baseball terms it would read: Cops 1, Confus...
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Hi there. If you're like me, it's hard to tell when things are really happening or if you are just watching a movie. Because of that, I've answered some common questions that will help you keep the world of movies separate from your reality, which I'm told is healthy. Pay attention and your life c...
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Recently, WGN has started re-running old TV shows on Sunday afternoons. Included in the line-up is "Newhart", a show I enjoyed quite a bit when I was younger. Imagine my surprise, then, when I tuned in and saw a show that virtually unrecognizable. Where is Dick's talk show? Where is Michael, as pla...
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AUSTIN, TX (TPP) -- Officials are confirming late-breaking news reports that the state of Texas was messed with over the weekend, and all signs point towards Oklahoma as the prime suspect in the incident. Just how exactly Texas was "messed with" is unclear at this point, but eyewitness reports on...
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